David Monkypants

David Monkypants is a man known for having an impossibly large left-curving penis, accompanied by anger issues.

If you piss him off, he will dick slap you all the way to mars.
His favourite dish is the green bean casserole.

"David Monkypants! What's up!"
"Shut the fuck up little green fn"

by wibbawobba June 07, 2024

David Siang Uk Thang

Cannot find love

David Siang Uk Thang the hopeless romantic

by Poopybuttmanmanman November 21, 2021

en david

At blive snydt til at drikke uden den givende person selv drikker.

Jeg drak 3 shots når han kun drak ét, han lavede en David på mig.

by TheBekker March 22, 2019

David Chung

Dave Chung, or more commonly known as "Big Chungus" or "Dave Chungus" is a DANGEROUS species. They often originate from South Korea, although North Korea is also a well-known origination location. They were originally discovered by Charles Darwin in 1789, and although not able to speak English at first, their first ever recorded words (in 1964) are said to be "bit too", and "yeah REALLY good" decoded by the Korean lingust Il-Sung-Po. They are a loving yet aggressive organism and sometimes can even break windows (if they too passionately support a football team). Most Davids support Man United and have a passionate hatred for all other teams. They also get drunk very easily after consuming one-eighth of a mexican 1968 ice-cold corona.

"Steer clear of David Chung, Rashford just scored a penalty!!!!"
"David Chung, you're not actually injured! Oh BIT TOO, I've done my knee"
"Hey have you seen David this weekend? I think he's in bed mate"
"Have you done something with your hair Dave?"

by gloryglory1878 March 07, 2019

Davide Crapanzano

The man the myth the legend.

I am Davide Crapanzano

by dakedakebird January 24, 2025

Daviding

a mf who makes hella money and fucks bitches all day u gotta be like him

be like david

oh i see you daviding and shit

hell yea you know thats how i gawwin

by rty344 January 22, 2023

Daviding

Laughing too hard at your own joke. Over exaggerated frantic laughing at what you said when no one else laughed.

person telling story: laughs like a maniac
everyone else: silent
dude why is he laughing like that, it wasn't even that funny
yeah he's daviding pretty hard right now

by DrMojojo November 27, 2023