-"Dude why are five guys on that fugly ass girl?"
-"She a D-girl brotha! I'm gonna be up in dat ass later tonight"
-"Oh, can i join?"
-"yeah, you bring the lotion I'll bring the plastic bag to cover her face!"
-Bet
-"She a D-girl brotha! I'm gonna be up in dat ass later tonight"
-"Oh, can i join?"
-"yeah, you bring the lotion I'll bring the plastic bag to cover her face!"
-Bet
by MikeDeee September 20, 2011
A breast size that in reality, are fat saggy boobs with nipples the size of your palm. Some guys may act like like the, but thhey are really gross as hell
Dude 1 : Hey man last night I had the best sex, but the girl i banged had double d's and they were fat and saggy!
Dude 2: That sucks! i just had sex with a girl and shes was an A, but better small than saggy!
Dude 2: That sucks! i just had sex with a girl and shes was an A, but better small than saggy!
by giant nipples suck November 18, 2007
by Bigred187 September 05, 2015
Biff wasn't feeling so hot after a 2 day bender with his lover, Sally Sue. He started to feel a little like a shell of himself, seeing shadow figures jumping around in the corners of his plane of sight. He figured it might be time to pack it in for a while and recoup. Alas! Lucky for him, he was hanging out with his friend Dick York who is hailed as the King of L&D! Lil Dicki told Biff that "Sleeping is for chumps! You can sleep when you're dead!" So, Biff ripped a few lines, slugged a few shots, and went back for round 3 of the bender and with his dank skank mami, Sally Sue, who was in the bedroom ass up ready to rumble again! Praise Be to the king of L&D!
by DaddiMcMami December 16, 2021
a guy with a whang to trump all others if ever forced into a situation where cockfight is inevitable. not only is it large but rumor that due to an experiment gone wrong it ended up being turned into diamond giving it the ability to cut glass, crush concrete, etc. A D-Criss is also said to come from god and is the illegitimate brother to jesus christ and chuck norris, he also birthed the energy drink monster from his bladder.
NOTE! if ever approached by a D-Criss you should immediately don your birthday suit and prepare to party like its 1969
NOTE! if ever approached by a D-Criss you should immediately don your birthday suit and prepare to party like its 1969
GOD: to you jesus i give the great honor of saving the human race, and to you chuck norris i give the ability and looks to be the biggest poser ever, and finally to you D-Criss i endow with the largest penis the world will ever see
by D-Criss June 28, 2011
t or d just means "truth or dare" but if your anything like me your too lazy to spell it out😁👍..... I thought everybody knew that until my friend asked wat is was sooo here I am making a definition for it on urban dictionary
by ask_yo_gurl_bout_me🥵🤑 March 20, 2020
by supacheese November 06, 2010