bumming

to “jerk off” or formally known to beat the meat

i sat and bed and started bumming my night away

by John Cast April 9, 2020

BUM STABBER

Bum Stabber. To stick one's phallus up somebody's back passage.

Jeremy, you really were a bum stabber last night. The phallus you placed up my bottom really cleared the passage.

by Ring pirate November 27, 2017

Bum

Chance K

Man, that’s a bum.

by Jack Danniells October 13, 2018

Bum Sun

Vegan, kind, loving, and intellectual.

I'm Bum Sun.

by wangsoni November 26, 2021

chums before bums

The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.

Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"

by DarkTemple June 23, 2017

BUM CHUFFER

A person who does explosive farts which regularly result in shity pants.

Marcus the bum chuffer has shit himself again

That bum chuffer needs to carry spare pants

by Entry level July 29, 2024

Bum

The two fleshy above the legs. May emit gas. See Fart

bum a bum

by pErSoN_232 August 29, 2020