Pulling A Ben

To endlessly chase Latina women and somehow get rejected each time.

Person 1: Hey dude, did Victoria want to go out with you
Person 2: Nah man, I'm pulling a Ben rn

by Islilpaki April 2, 2022

Ben

Ruler of all monkeys, all monkeys will rule over our king and lord. He is the second coming of christ. Monkeys will be smited if they talk down to the god.
Ben loves monkeys, its just he mildly dislikes bad or evil monkeys

Monkeys: "OOOH OOH HAAAH HAAH!!!"
Ben: "Thank you, thank you."
Evil Monkey: "HAAH OOH HAA HAA HOOH!!"
Monkeys: *gasp*
Ben: *slaughters the monkey until it releases digestive fluids

"Yeah dude bens a total monkey god."
"I know right?!"

by PeeMuncher April 7, 2022

Ben

That guy who spends half his life in school, that 30 year old dude who doesn't know what the fuck he is doing in 3rd grade. Spends the entire time looking at teachers booty and taking nude selfies to send them to 11 year old girls.

Girl 1: Did you get a snap from Ben?
Girl 2: YEAH! This dude won't stop sending his dick..
Girl 1: Guurl you're 11, he could be your dad.

by Ben"t"dick April 8, 2022

Ben

A person who is in love with McKinsey but is afraid to admit his love

Don’t be a Ben

by Ben13664 April 14, 2022

Ben

Man with ginormous Willy

Look at that penis, he has to be called Ben

by jndjsndjwnfjdn April 16, 2022

Ben

Kind of gross, can’t dunk, and struggles with reading, but Probably enjoys canes, riding In cadillacs, and a good date to top golf

Have you seen Ben lately

No, but he is probably with V.A.P.E

by Bolp April 16, 2022

Ben

Supreme overload of all cats

Hey Ben is mad at me
Oh no, you better run, all the cats will slice open your butts

by jackiethehedgehog April 18, 2022