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Buttcicle Nob Slap

This is when a man puts his penis between the butt cheeks of the 'reciever' rubbing their penis up and down this is called a buttwank. The man then whaps his shit covered cock just as he is about to cum and slaps his nob end in the recievers face. This then leaves a nob like shit stain on their forehead like a mushroom.
Tom whap'd his nob between alex's round cheeks and rub furiously. He pulled it out rather quickly tapped Alex on the shoulder and then slap'd his shitty nob end in his face.

"WoW ouch you gave me a fat buttcicle nob slap it's actually left a fat imprint."
by Innit B November 24, 2006
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slap-a-ho tribe

A group of pathetic losers who are obsessed with keeping their pimp hand strong by slapping women around. This behavior stems from the need to compensate for a tiny penis. Commonly found sporting a wife beater.
by Unclesamskid January 7, 2005
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Origami Bitch Slap

Getting a peer, co-worker, or supervisor a corporate write-up up just because you dislike them or because they have caused you some inconvenience.
Rex is pissing me off today, imma origami bitch slap that bastard!

Jessica didn't sweep up after her shift last night and i had to do it when i opened this morning, I'm gonna get her origami bitch slapped.
by Rand0mT@$k May 27, 2009
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Slap Stab Kick

A method of dibbins used to incopacitate a doctor.
(Raj)"Dr. Smith, I will slap, stab, and kick you something fierce."
(Kenny)"He'll do it."
by Alex Shortt March 30, 2003
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Bitch Slap Bronco

After investing your time sweet talking and wining and dining a woman. Bitch slap her during Sex and hold on tight (preferably by her hair) whilst she goes mad and tries to throw you off.
The challenge is to stay on board as long as possible and to ideally break her. Compare times with your friends and earn extra credibility for your time on the bitch slap bronco with female weightlifters or bodybuilders who are larger and stronger than you.
Mate, I managed 90 seconds on the bitch slap bronco with a 6 foot tall bulgarian shot-putter last night!!
by Helmet von Branston September 21, 2009
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Sally Slap Cabbage

A female who is clinically retarded in every sense of the word. Has to wear a helmet anywhere she goes.
Look at that girl drooling ... a complete Sally Slap Cabbage.
by Lora Logic January 19, 2009
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Slap my knee

A word used by old people back in the 1900's when something was funny

A very white saying only used by a special white race never exposed to society
'Back in the olden days Jimmy Savile used to really Slap my knee' said Grandfather John
by wiji board October 14, 2018
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