shoe eater sam

online meme spread in 2021 on 4chan about someone named sam who eats shoes; generally used to refer to someone who does stupid stuff for no reason, such as eating shoes

A: Did you see that guy licking goat hooves?
B: yes, what a shoe eater sam.

by Sam 3333333 May 26, 2021

Sam

Chinky bastard that nobody gives a shit about , drink some bleach with that rice

U dirty little sam

by Don’t tell me what to do May 25, 2019

Sam Rebinskas

A great gym partner who is an absolute gym rat. His deadlift is phenomenal and his belt is even better. BIG Football guy.

Sam Rebinskas and Scott Neville are the best gym duo at Merrimack.

by Jim Nantz 69 July 19, 2018

Sam

A person who thinks he's funny when he's really not and is usually a red neck, he probably thinks he gets a lot of girls when really he just scares them away, also probably a pedophile when he's older

Sam isn't funny

by anonymous April 30, 2023

Sam and Aimee

Two fun girls who will rock your world (separately). They love drinking and are great potential trophy wives. #daddy

Sam and Aimee are the hottest wives ever. They make their old rich husbands look great.

by Mehehehehehi January 2, 2022

Sam

An amazingly smart basic bitch who is can be a bit grumpy at times but that’s usually when she’s PMS’ing or on her period but a jar of Nutella can fix that. But in other terms she’s actually a kind-hearted person who can make Social Studies or any other boring class fun. She’s beautiful and if you mess with her, you’re sure to be dragged into a world full of hurt and literal Hell. She makes a good sister.

Sam: Where the fuck is my Starbucks?!
Lyla: Are you on your period?
Sam: Yea. And my mother forget my Nutella!
Lyla: Uhh...Would Panera fix that?
Sam: NO! I want my Nutella damn it!
Lyla: Ok, ok.

by ThisGamingWorld May 20, 2018

Sam Mcteague

Also known as Mommy Mcheeks. Sam Mcteague is a thick puffy skinned boy who is know for sending paragraphs to women and having incest with his smoking hot sister Bertha.

"You know that Sam McTeague Kid?"
"Yea"
" He sent me a paragraph saying...TBH ur amazing and perfect and really nice and really fun and super easy to talk to <3 rate: 1000000."

by Bryce Raped Hannah August 14, 2018