When two homosexual individuals with pubic lice have intercourse and their crab colonies mangle. This will cause the colonies to fight and eventually devour one of the unlucky homosexuals penis off.
Josh: Holy fuck dude did you hear about Simon and Wyatt's crab war?
Drake: Yeah Wyatt's penis fell off!
Drake: Yeah Wyatt's penis fell off!
by skibidi cock May 31, 2024
Get the Crab Warmug. On August 16, you are allowed to commit a war crime against humanity, and get away with it. (Don't actually do this, you will go to jail.)
by ProfessionalWarCrimeCommiter December 31, 2022
Get the War Crimes Daymug. Jason: some guy with the username viagraGod707 is doing fortnite war crimes again. Damian: Should we report his war criminal behavior?
by Big dicc randy September 6, 2025
Get the Fortnite war crimemug. A very Dumb Pankake. He is the owner of Pankakes Things, a clan at war with the Boonana Gang, ruled by TheBlueBonnie.
TheBlueBonnie is his cousin, and after he betrayed Pankake, he was banished to the outland. But one day, Bonnie returned, with a gang of boonanas at his command. Pankake was furious, he started a clan and built a fortress in the middle of the desert where “The Banana Syrup War” still rages on to this day.
TheBlueBonnie is his cousin, and after he betrayed Pankake, he was banished to the outland. But one day, Bonnie returned, with a gang of boonanas at his command. Pankake was furious, he started a clan and built a fortress in the middle of the desert where “The Banana Syrup War” still rages on to this day.
The Banana Syrup War is a war being fought by TheDumbPankake, the leader of PankakesThings, and TheBlueBonnie, the leader of The Boonana Gang.
by TheDumbPankake July 29, 2022
Get the The Banana Syrup Warmug. Two men playing tuggies back and forth until one of them is ejaculates. This one then takes a rolling paper, spoons the semen and some grass into it, and lights up the other man’s children.
by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022
Get the Jamaican tug-o-warmug. You don't really think that guy is a war hero or even a warrior at all, you think he's a bureaucrat. You just want to make yourself look respectful to other people.
by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021
Get the War heromug. A war back in 5000 BC when a god was dethroned by the great Troy. After troy dethroned the god he sent powerful troops to fight against satan and thanos himself. Troy killed thanos with just one punch and choked satan to death with his bare hands. Troy has been known to be the most powerful of them all and is referred to the God of Gods.
Me: just came back from The Great Ancient War it was fun
Friend: OH REALLY YOUR A Troyist
Me: DUHHH
Friend: i hate Troy
*me gets the power of troy and shoots a beam at friend*
*friend dies immediately*
Friend: OH REALLY YOUR A Troyist
Me: DUHHH
Friend: i hate Troy
*me gets the power of troy and shoots a beam at friend*
*friend dies immediately*
by truthdefintion April 30, 2019
Get the The Great Ancient Warmug.