Chris

The man who loves Allah and loves to lecture his students on how Darwin is a fool and how he is the Antichrist , and Chris hates evolution. Chris favorite food is his famous dog poop sandwich, which consists of moldy bread moldy cheese, and of course , dog poop and with a whiff of skunk . Chris has a son named Allah ACKBAR, which looses all the time in airports

Chris says “ AYGHAHE , ALLAH IS GREAT PLUS 5”

by Biggest tips fan August 13, 2025

Chris hurtt

Big ass forehead go get a life punk

You see Chris hurtt? Yeahhhhh how could u not with that forehead

by Rashaina August 17, 2025

Chris

the sweetest boy who was ever mine but treated me better before we started dating. i feel like his love is fading but i truly do love him so much. i wish he realized how bad i want him to compliment me and to love me loudly, because i love him so so much

i love chris

by anonymous September 2, 2025

Chris Wrenn

The man of every woman's dreams. But his heart belongs to only one.

I've got you locked in for 7 Chris Wrenn.

by sharp_tongued_1 October 9, 2025

Chris’ Caulk

Big phat and girthy with only Josh MC and Beth being able to withstand the power. Noah and Silas sometimes see it.

“Gyatt Zayum Chris’ Caulk is huge!”

by Raelis October 13, 2025

Chris Burris

A goon-like individual with gassy abilities

You I was so Chris Burris yesterday

by Gmoose October 21, 2025

Chris Thompson

A legendary firefighter who’s equal parts hero and gearhead. Known for his fearless work on the fireground and an obsession with American muscle cars. Calves so massive they practically have their own zip code. If there’s a fire to fight or a car to tweak, Chris Thompson is your guy.

You are such a Chris Thompson

by Big stick October 29, 2025