There's no lube, but your dick cheese is slimy, I'll just use that! That's nasty you pig scrubbing bitch! Use spit!
by Mr Mortician April 08, 2023
A sexual partner that demands an uncircumcised male take a shower before engaging in any sexual activity.
You're uncut I see, you must take a shower before I do anything with you because I find the smell revolting! Ok, you pig scrubber!
by Mr Mortician April 08, 2023
A small to medium sized domestic cat that when sleeping in the bed with its owner takes up 75% or more of the mattress area.
by James_onthe_Rocks1 January 10, 2018
A Turbo Pig is a promiscuous, confident, and oft charming male or female who displays little if any consideration for his fellow human beings in any number of pursuits which most commonly solely benefit the individual.
Turbo Pigs are generally self-aware, but outwardly display no shame for their well documented antics. He or she will openly comment on a member of the opposite sex in an inappropriate manner regardless of the company being kept at said time.
Turbo Pigs are commonly found in the fields of entertainment, accounting, and amateur and professional sports.
Turbo Pigs are generally self-aware, but outwardly display no shame for their well documented antics. He or she will openly comment on a member of the opposite sex in an inappropriate manner regardless of the company being kept at said time.
Turbo Pigs are commonly found in the fields of entertainment, accounting, and amateur and professional sports.
by WayneTower September 06, 2012
A law enforcement official, who specializes in undercover operations, which take place in an online environment.
“I thought I was gonna hook up with this 15 year old e-thot I met, but it turned out to be a 42 year old e-pig!”
by DerpishTurtle April 21, 2020
by EnergyPumpkin May 17, 2022
A tree pig is a anivan that is mainly seen in the west Ireland. It is known to be as ferocious as a tiger. And it is not advised to make eye contact with them.
by Tri pod 24 May 05, 2021