Top Shelf

While doing a girl doggy style, to quickly and without warning switch to anal sex. Going from the bottom to the top shelf.

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Note top shelfing jewish girls is frowned upon

Dave) So last night I was with Goldie Hahn and I totally top shelfed her.
Steve) Dude you can't top shelf jewish girls
Dave) No brah it's cool. According to Adam Sandler she's only half

by TopShelfHouseSluts May 7, 2009

Top rack apples

Best stuff, top of the hierarchy,.

"Josh thinks he's all that."
"Yeah he reckons he's top rack apples but I'd thomp him"

by anonymous July 14, 2023

dung beetle on top of the poop

An unwanted or degrading feature that worsens an already unfavorable situation, highlighting its baseness or unpleasantness.

The project was already a mess, and his lazy attitude was the dung beetle on top of the poop.

by BHARAT_THE_GREAT June 23, 2025

Copper top

Sexual term for when a woman eats your ass, and you poop in her mouth before she gives you a BJ, leaving the tip of your penis a copper color.

Dude, I hooked up with this girl last night that was so freaky, we did a copper top.

by Huge hammer69 April 10, 2021

Yelp Top

Someone who is assertive about where you will be eating together on a date based on their prior and extensive research on Yelp.com

“How was your date with Brian last night?”

“Ugh he’s such a Yelp Top, had the whole night planned and wouldn’t stop talking about the ‘tips’”

by QUILLCAT April 10, 2022

Claw on Top

A drink which is comprised of Rita's Lime-A-Rita poured over a full cup of ice topped with White Claw Mango Hard Seltzer. A quality "Claw on Top" is gauged by the first few sips which should be 100% indistinguishable from pure White Claw (Mango flavor).

Yo... please make me a Claw on Top.

by Nicky the drink man August 22, 2019

Ego Top

A top who thinks of themselves, as a much better top than they actually are.

They prioritize themselves themself at the expense of the bottom(s).

“He could not get me off, he was such an Ego Top”

by RowanDownTheRiver November 21, 2023