ouchie my hair

when your long hair gets stuck in rings, bracelets, jacket etc

Ouchie my hair!!!! these damn rings are annoying but I'll keep on wearing them!

by joeisking2022 December 16, 2021

sheboygan hair dryer

Injuring your neck after after blow drying your hair after it becomes soaked in pickle juice the pickle jar explodes during the Sheboygan schmekle.

Ryan had a Sheboygan hair dryer after after unsuccessfully attempting the Sheboygan schmekle.

by Fortune3002 January 3, 2015

hair toga

Noun. When you grow out your hair so long you can wear it as clothes.

Look at her hair toga.

by continuedpapers October 11, 2016

Hair

Long skinny strands that come out your ass, lower stomach, head,legs ,nose ,chest,and balls

I rubbed my ball hairs on your chin

by anonymous April 11, 2022

hair fleas

Also known as lice!

Damn, my kid got sent home for having Hair Fleas.. Bugs got to go!

by KiddyPool September 29, 2019

Hair

Nick who has air of hair but without it looks like a. Naked mole rat

Hair, of that might be nick

by Smallpp11 January 12, 2022

Hair

A stupid blob of dead skin cells that people seem to like touching. They also bother to make it look good.

Wow, hair... this is so boring and gross.

by Crazedpoodleface March 29, 2021