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Pussy-22

A no-win situation in which the only way to possibly have intercourse with a woman is to submit to her ridiculous demands. Once the man submits, the woman considers him a pussy, and labels him un-fuckable.
Guy 1: "Dude, I can't believe that guy is putting up with all of that bigitty bitch's bullshit. "

Guy 2: "Well, it's his only chance of ever getting laid."

Guy 1: "Yeah, but she's just gonna label him un-fuckable if he gives in."

Guy 2: "What a Pussy-22!"
by Jono Lives October 29, 2010
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pussy lips

the fanjita lips that are to be caressed when a woman is in need. they can be licked or shaved. You might also want to trim the gooch while down there.
1. Smack those pussy lips baby!
2. Fuckin Rump Roast Pussy Lips!
3. Fuckin trim those pussy lips!
4. Wipe the mooncheese off those lips!
by patrick puss October 17, 2008
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pussy cushion

Pussy Cushion:{Not to be mistakin for a pussy bumper} The art of blowing air into a pussy then, pushing on the belly causing the traped air to excape and make a whoppie cushion effect. Inturn making a regular pussy into one bad ass quiffing machine.
As lose as that chick is, its going to take three guys or an air compressor to fill her up.But when you do stand back lips-a-flapin it will be a hell of a pussy cushion
by walt333 October 2, 2006
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odometer pussy

A derogatory reference to females; who:
a.) have logged a high number of sexual partners, in a relatively short period of time.
b.) have had an extremely large amount of sex at a very young age.
...see Town bike
adolescent 1: Hey man what do you think of jill?
adolescent 2: Dont believe the mileage reading, Billy told me she has an odometer pussy.
adolescent 3:Yeah, and who knows how many times that shit has rolled over.
by el-dday January 15, 2007
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So Pussy

When something is so wimpy and pussy that you have to put 'so' in front of pussy when mocking your friends.
Dude 1: His dick is so pussy!

Dude 2: You've seen his dick? THATS so pussy!!
by zachyawesome February 14, 2010
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Pussy Dick

A pussy dick is an elaborate ruse in which a male dips his dick and balls into a can of tuna in order to make his genitalia more presentable to a potential lesbian partner.
Josh pulled a pussy dick last night. Went balls-deep in some Bumblebee Tuna and then balls-deep into some dyke.
by BigTrain1 April 4, 2017
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pussy pusher

Usually a male subject who engages in frequent sexual activity with many different females on the "DL" (Down Low).
One does not usually call himself a pussy pusher but is often labeled this by close friends and cousins who he "kicks it" with as a way to decribe him to Others who do not realize he 'pushes' so much pussy.
Other(s): Damn nigga, who were those fine hoes that just bounced?
Cousin #2, Joker: (Silent)
Cousin #1, Scarface: Those are Joker's (cousin #2) home girls.
Other(s): Dem' bitches are off the 'heezy'
Cousin #1, Scarface: Homie, you didn't know? Joker is the PUSSY PUSHER, nigga!
by Ripps September 20, 2006
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