Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.
by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022
Get the Eating Mashed Potatoesmug. by smackmommy May 10, 2018
Get the banish the potatomug. by Abu Dreit June 24, 2025
Get the Potatomug. 1. That girl LaWanda? Bakes-my-sweet-POTATO, bro!
2. Okay people, the Aussie Dollars are in the Nugan Hand account and the fallguys are none the factin' wiser. That bakes my sweet potato. Time to disappear. Get your respesctive "mysterious puffs of smoke" on and I'll see those of you who haven't died or been squashed, in Afghanistan, in 40 years or so. Thanks.
2. Okay people, the Aussie Dollars are in the Nugan Hand account and the fallguys are none the factin' wiser. That bakes my sweet potato. Time to disappear. Get your respesctive "mysterious puffs of smoke" on and I'll see those of you who haven't died or been squashed, in Afghanistan, in 40 years or so. Thanks.
by Guru Voodoo October 16, 2010
Get the bakes my sweet potatomug. 
An idividual above a yogurt male in the hierarchy of men. Just like yogurt males, potato salad males enjoy the simpler things in life, however the difference is that potato salad is more superior than yogurt making potato salad men above all men. They are well respected individuals with amazing humour.
by Potato salad enjoyer May 26, 2022
Get the Potato Salad Malemug.