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poo & chew

The act of using chewing tobacco to loosen the bowels, and go poo.
Man that fart smells, might be time for a poo & chew
by Tr1xbOof August 15, 2016
mugGet the poo & chewmug.
tell the difference between 2 things very well, with dire consequences.
referring to Judge Judy interrogating the plaintiffs and deciding on the case "wow she really knows how to separate the poo from the farts"
by shthed October 2, 2025
mugGet the separate the poo from the fartsmug.

pee pee poo poo

When you pee and poop at the same time because you couldn't hold it. When this happens you stare blankly not knowing what to do then start peeing more. Then you start licking it and eat the poop.
"Oh no, I peed and pooped at the same time! Now the pee is all over the wall and floor! Such a pee pee poo poo moment."
by bibblebobsexnine July 1, 2022
mugGet the pee pee poo poomug.

poopy poo poo

when u fart a little....to goood :)
omg greg you let a poopy poo poo!
by shartypants123 October 8, 2021
mugGet the poopy poo poomug.

Pantene Poo Canoe

Beautiful silky hair straight from a Pantene shampoo commercial, so long that it flows down to her anus and grants its admirer the ability to insert his silky and throbbing appendage in to her tight back passage.
Wow look at the long hair on that bird. I’d give her the Pantene poo canoe!
by We are Budju May 11, 2024
mugGet the Pantene Poo Canoemug.

The Dementor Poo

When a person has eaten something that doesn't agree with them, or has eaten bad food for an extended period of time, and they do a shit so nasty and painful that the hairs stand up on their arms and they feel like they will never be happy again, like there is no light at the end of the tunnel
"That shit wasn't just food leaving me, it was happiness, like a dementor was sucking on my arsehole... The Dementor Poo"
by RossyKrazed June 26, 2017
mugGet the The Dementor Poomug.

unlucky projectile mouth hit poo

where someone flys up in the air and let’s out a unlucky projectile mouth hit poo , where they diarrhoea directory into ur mouth
Bethany why are you fl-“

AKXIOWMXCLWOFKWL GET IT OUT I HATE EWWW KEODOWKDLWLDWOOXW unlucky projectile mouth hit poo
by officialbumslurper May 29, 2021
mugGet the unlucky projectile mouth hit poomug.

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