Milk

The excuse Dad's make to disappear for the rest of your life and may or may not come back

Dad: "Kids I'm going to buy some Milk!"
Kids: "Ok Dad!"
(19 years later)
Dad: *comes home with Milk* "I got the Milk Kids!"
Kids: "Liar"

by I ate your chicken nugget January 2, 2020

Milked

,kicked ass, like nothing,sucked me dry

She milked me,I just milked him,

by FlailCity97 August 16, 2023

Milk

Drinkable cum

She drank my milk.

by UserDeadSince69Years March 20, 2022

Milk taps

An amazing pair of knockers.

Corr, such an amazing pair of milk taps.

by BigBoonkowski June 12, 2015

strawberry milk was here

hai its me :3

Strawberry milk was here and probably forever will if someone accepted this as a new word

by strawberry milk the idiot June 22, 2024

Milk

A white liquid in which your Dad went to get but he left for 17 years

My Dad went to get Milk but he has not come back.

by xXel_papa_de_los_PollitosXx January 27, 2020

muscle milk

a handjob from a cheap prostitute

"hey joe i'm gonna go buy some muscle milk from your mom"

by fuck you just post my fucking December 30, 2017