Person 1: Wow it's been a long time since I've seen you, it looks like you put on a couple pounds
Person 2: Yea I've eaten a lot since I got fired
Person 1: Wow, your maxwell k now
Person 2: Yea I've eaten a lot since I got fired
Person 1: Wow, your maxwell k now
by tryharddan456 November 8, 2022
Get the maxwell kmug. The devil himself born in human form as a boy, with no purpose in the world other that to make someone feel loved in the most manipulative way just to take it all away and leave them with nothing but a burning empty heart, and a doorway to hell in there brain.
by Tmoneeeeeee8 March 4, 2025
Get the Sutton K. Dyemug. by Iwoodscarlet February 21, 2018
Get the K Zonemug. Paul K. Pernerewski Jr.
by mr bippitywippity June 26, 2024
Get the Paul K. Pernerewski Jr.mug. Gracie k is a lovely ASMR youtuber from Colorado who deserves the world. She is beautiful on the inside and the outside :)
We all love her and we‘re proud flower children
Gracie is also really passionate about saving the environment <3
We all love her and we‘re proud flower children
Gracie is also really passionate about saving the environment <3
Gracie k: you look gorgeous today
Me *crying*: thanks Gracie you’re the first person ever telling me that
Me *crying*: thanks Gracie you’re the first person ever telling me that
by Annlovesblacky March 23, 2019
Get the Gracie kmug. 
AKA kiss-cut nick, cabbage patch skid, malcom in the dizzle, K dizzlar, kernal clink.
A guy at work who does fuck all for a large portion of the day and makes out he's working on something super important, when in reality he sat talking about the 80's to someone who's heard the same story 100 times, has a short temper and finds it difficult to apologies for his mistakes, has a strange superiority complex developed over years getting his on way, finds it difficult to move with the times and when drops a clinker it smells like cabbage.
Also has a incessant need to patrol the biscuit tin to make sure that no one eats them except for him, complains about people taking holiday and time off for childcare needs because he never had the luxury of this 'back in the day'.
Will tell the same jokes multiple times a day expecting everyone to laugh and when they don't he'll be offended.
Generally, he can pleasant enough but even think about leaving pizza crust on plate in plain view.
A guy at work who does fuck all for a large portion of the day and makes out he's working on something super important, when in reality he sat talking about the 80's to someone who's heard the same story 100 times, has a short temper and finds it difficult to apologies for his mistakes, has a strange superiority complex developed over years getting his on way, finds it difficult to move with the times and when drops a clinker it smells like cabbage.
Also has a incessant need to patrol the biscuit tin to make sure that no one eats them except for him, complains about people taking holiday and time off for childcare needs because he never had the luxury of this 'back in the day'.
Will tell the same jokes multiple times a day expecting everyone to laugh and when they don't he'll be offended.
Generally, he can pleasant enough but even think about leaving pizza crust on plate in plain view.
K Dizzle: Many years ago.....
K Dizzle: I hope so they buried him.
K Dizzle: Can you put on the calendar when you are in.
K Dizzle: John, can you those pizza crusts in the bin....NOW !
John: (thinks k dizzle is joking because who really cares) lol.
K Dizzle: *leaves and comes back shortly and gets in johns face and shouts in front the whole office* WHY HAVENT YOU DONE WHAT I SAID IM IN CHARGE IM THE MANAGER PUT YOUR CRUSTS IN THE BIN !!!!
John: fuck off, k dizzle you smell like a cabbage you cunt, sit down and shut up, anyway gotta meant to be in sauna in 10 mins you put the crusts in the bin you quim cunt munch
K Dizzle: I hope so they buried him.
K Dizzle: Can you put on the calendar when you are in.
K Dizzle: John, can you those pizza crusts in the bin....NOW !
John: (thinks k dizzle is joking because who really cares) lol.
K Dizzle: *leaves and comes back shortly and gets in johns face and shouts in front the whole office* WHY HAVENT YOU DONE WHAT I SAID IM IN CHARGE IM THE MANAGER PUT YOUR CRUSTS IN THE BIN !!!!
John: fuck off, k dizzle you smell like a cabbage you cunt, sit down and shut up, anyway gotta meant to be in sauna in 10 mins you put the crusts in the bin you quim cunt munch
by Rallisman February 9, 2024
Get the K Dizzlemug.