War in Afghanistan

A pointless 20-year long war that was fought (and lost to the Taliban) by the United States of America. The purpose of the war was to root out "terror" (whatever the fuck that objective means) and to kill all brown people in the Middle East (remove the Taliban and Al-Qaeda). The war was a gigantic stain on the US and it's people, and due to the amount of money wasted on the endeavor, it will more than likely lead to the eventual economic collapse and downfall of the US itself. Just like the Soviet Union (see Soviet-Afghan War for context).

If you ever feel like you're useless, just remember that it took four presidents, 2,459 dead soldiers, and $2 Trillion dollars to replace the Taliban with the Taliban in Afghanistan.

That's right. $2 Fucking Trillion. Not enough money for the homeless, or student debt, or cancer research, or space exploration, or to help the elderly stateside. But just enough money to bomb brown people. God Bless America.

War in Afghanistan

by realshit225 August 16, 2024

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Rank War

A war that consists of a series of attacks between 2 or more groups. In a rank war any weapon is acceptable, though the most popular weapon of choice are Rank Bombs, filled with fermented unrecognizable items/liquids. Only a few rank wars has happened, for a good reason.

Todd: oh god, did he just start a rank war
Zoe: he freaking did, what do we do?
Dave: RUN GODDAMN IT WHO KNOW WHAT COULD HAPPEN!

by An_endangered_species March 18, 2021

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format war

Refers to a repetitive series of hot-headed and destructive actions whereby two or more people seethingly format a computer-disk or other media-storage device over and over to erase the previous user's files because each person either dislikes/disapproves of the content that the other users are storing on it, or each person selfishly/arrogantly feels that his own files are more important/necessary/virtuous than those of any of the device's other users.

I always bring extra floppy disks and/or flash-drives with me --- and clearly label them with my name --- to store my own files when I use the office computer, to hopefully avoid any format wars.

by QuacksO January 7, 2019

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War Room

Another term for bathroom. Where men go to wage battles against fierce and violent enemies, both foreign and domestic in nature. Most men who enter the War Room will face trial by fire and trial by pain, but will ultimately emerge victorious.

Person 1: "Hey man you look terrible! Are you alright?"
Person 2: "Yeah bro I'll be ok. Just got done in the War Room and the battle was worse than anticipated but I will be fine."

by DMTex254 April 17, 2022

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