dragon riding

when a woman has a threesome with two bisexual men.

the two bisexual men must engage in intercourse at some point in the threesome for it to be true dragon riding, otherwise it's just another threesome with two men.

"did you hear that nancy went dragon riding last night? i'm so jealous right now."

by silenthellion November 5, 2022

Dragon Adventures

I lied

its a hellscape

I wasted 6/15s of my life farming on dragon adventures

I... I just can't do it anymore. Goodbye, Volterra.

(walks into mob spawn zone)

by Vantablack the Enlightened November 25, 2022

dragon-shrek

someone that thinks he can pull huns when in actual fact is just being used for his tapper thats fading away.

dragon-shrek thinks hes all that.

by stinawaditina September 18, 2022

Red dragon

When a male and menstruating female have finished engaging in intercourse, the male then pulls his erect penis still covered in blood to the side and then proceeds to slap the females’ cheek, leaving the mark in the shape of what appears to look like a dragon.

-“What’s that mark on your face?”
-“Oh, I just got a red dragon last night. No big deal.”

by NoneYoBiz789 September 19, 2022

Dragoning

Exhaling smoke out of your nostrils after hitting the crack pipe.

Jeremy looks like so hot when dragoning, I'd let him hit it with out the $40.

by JMEBC September 20, 2022

Dragon’s Kiss

After eating spicy noodles, you fart while the fan is on and the smell comes back and kisses you.

I was awoken by the sounds of thunder on a warm summer evening only to realize I had been slain by a dragon’s kiss.

by Bald Ego September 21, 2022

Angry Dragon

When you absolutely nut blast someone and then promptly pour hot sauce down their mouth

My manager was being a dick so I gave him the angry dragon

by Choco129 September 25, 2022