by Ahgshdhh October 11, 2021
Get the BUM mug.To combine 2 sexual acts for one dose of heightened pleasure a pokey bum wank combined with self asphyxiation by the use of vigorously inserting ones finger in an out of one's own anus whilst furiously pleasuring ones own man truncheon with the other hand and at roughly a minute before the point of unbridled ecstasy lean forward on the pre attached belt (hung from the light fitting before the start of the act) choking one's self out and at the point of the act of cumming releasing the pressure on the belt giving you the pleasure of a good pokey and a good bit of asphyxiation admittedly it is a lot of effort but after a few goes it gets easier to set up ideally a spare bedroom is available so you can just leave the equipment ready and waiting not for the feint of hearted and not recommended to do without letting someone know what you have planned (maybe phone up one of your parents and ask if they could stay on the line to make sure release was in good time if a bit late they can phone the relevant emergency service)
I really enjoy a good pokey chokey bum wank but I love a bit of asphyxiation sex too if only there was a way I could enjoy both at the same time (idea form's) just maybe there is a way it might take some time and effort but just think of the pleasure maybe just maybe it might be worth a bit of experimentation to see what is the worst that can happen
(any attempt to do this is at one's own risk and no amount of expensive no cash up front lawyers can help to sue until a safety bracket can be set up maybe one for some entrepreneurs to try pitch to the dragons den)
(any attempt to do this is at one's own risk and no amount of expensive no cash up front lawyers can help to sue until a safety bracket can be set up maybe one for some entrepreneurs to try pitch to the dragons den)
by Jack Mehoff jizz mater general August 30, 2018
Get the Pokey chokey bum wank mug.by IHATESALMAN May 31, 2025
Get the bum mug.A big bum that likes to eat peubs. In his spare time he enjoys giving rimjobs to his mom. Sometimes while he is in the bath, his grandma finger pops his butthole and makes him lick her tits. He tends to fornicate on his sister to wake her up for school. He is a bum.
by NickRzeznik December 19, 2013
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When something gives you so much fear that it makes your bum wink, also known as 'the closing effect'.
by brownsource November 7, 2016
Get the Bum Wink mug.The time in one's life characterized by a lack of solid income. Common points in bum era include living with your parents and being a broke college kid. Living is cheap. Shopping is cheap. Hanging out is cheap. The value menu is everything.
Bum era no doubt sucks, but years later when you're past it you really develop an appreciation for where you were versus where you are now.
Bum era no doubt sucks, but years later when you're past it you really develop an appreciation for where you were versus where you are now.
Man, Taco Bell every night, buyin malt liquor, that really was bum era.
A bottle of 4 loko? Man I haven't had one of those since bum era.
A bottle of 4 loko? Man I haven't had one of those since bum era.
by SirFloof January 23, 2024
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