Finger Pokey Bum Wank

When your finger slips into your bum whilst you’re masturbating. FPBW for short

I can’t wait to get home and have a Finger Pokey Bum Wank

by KingArther November 21, 2017

Bum Juice

bum juice

Bum juice is a term used when being scarred or freaked out.

Bum juice can also be used as a term to describe something in a derogatory since.

Jim:”Bum Juice!”
Bob:”What happened?”
Jim:”I got jump scared in amnesia!”
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Billy: “This wooden sword is bum juice!”

by Bum Lord November 25, 2017

BUM STABBER

Bum Stabber. To stick one's phallus up somebody's back passage.

Jeremy, you really were a bum stabber last night. The phallus you placed up my bottom really cleared the passage.

by Ring pirate November 27, 2017

monkey bum pants

monkey bum pants is a nickname for very cute kitten, that is normally named after a superhero

my cat sure is a monkey bum pants. a monkey bum pants is the best kind of cat

by woahhuymandude May 8, 2018

poky bum head

That one friend who always seems to make terrible callouts to his teammates, usually resulting in death.

poky bum head: "Guys, he's over there. Over there, over there."
Jack: "Where?"
poky bum head: "Over here, c'mon, hurry up. We're gonna die."

by TheDankDrSeuss_ May 10, 2018

holly's bum

A very nice big bum. Usually a nice round heart shape.

Nice bums are usually referred to as Holly's bums

Lewis: Wow did you see her bum!
Carl: Yeah, I'd tap that!
Lewis: That has got to be a holly's bum!!
Manny:Wow really hot right!!
Lewis&Carl:Wow yes!!

by Hfhhhhja February 16, 2017

bum of steel

Means u have a bit but made of steel

Ur but is a big bum of steel

by Sophie7376 February 28, 2017