Chris Hemsworth
by DylanWilliams69420 April 08, 2021
Can turn a woman pregnant by looking at her. Also can turn straight men gay and gay women straight. Is THE hotttest man, and I wish I could make out with him
TEXTING ON DISCORD
Me: Look at this hot guy
My friend: It's Chris Hemsworth isn't it?
Me: PPPPFT. nooooo
also me: Proceeds to send her 100 Chris hemswerth images that I found on pinterest
Me: Look at this hot guy
My friend: It's Chris Hemsworth isn't it?
Me: PPPPFT. nooooo
also me: Proceeds to send her 100 Chris hemswerth images that I found on pinterest
by ChrisHemsworthsLov3r July 24, 2022
God of thunder from down under hotter than shrimp on the barby. Australian Jesus. A beefy dingo from the land down under. Aussie hunk.
by zimmygirl777 January 23, 2025
A Chris (verb) walking around with a sock and a Chris. Chris likes peppers and round clamps. Holding the clamps tight a little yeet will sneak out every now and again. For one to succeed a Chris one must truly understand ancient Greek thai food bok Lamar dong pad goop
by Lahtree April 19, 2020
by Turbo667 April 01, 2020
Type of da hood gang member, often called c-dawg, he holds his principles straight while keeping his penile calmed down when facing drag queens.
Person A: Aye bro, who just stole my brother
Person B: who?
Chris Mark: It's your boy and his penile
Person B: who?
Chris Mark: It's your boy and his penile
by love_yourmom October 17, 2022
by Czjit December 08, 2021