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I'm against the war

A Russian euphemism for "I don't care what happens to Ukrainians. I won't do a thing to help, but I don't want you to think that I'm a bad person."
I'm against the war! Why should I not be allowed to have a tourist trip to Europe?
by cuyk August 30, 2022
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American War Paint

When you get shit on your balls during missionary and bring yourself up dragging your balls across the face from the chin up.
Slipped out of my girl last night but instead of going back in I accidentally gave her some American War Paint.
by SauceMilk July 17, 2021
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Suggestion War

When two people are too prideful to resort back to normal texting, and only text each other using IOS/Androids auto suggest text. Always results in run on sentences. VERY effective at spamming any chat with long paragraphs of nonsense.
Joe: hey i have some ideas to give to my friend for a wedding and she is going through it right away and she wants me too and she is interested and she has been asking for advice so please please thank youuu guys and thanks bye

(suggestion war)^
by storedindaballlllz October 12, 2023
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The WAR in Gaza

Yeah, I feel like if it was anyone else saying it Emma would have let that slide.
Emmers "It's a genocide! She should have said genocide!"

Hym "That is like... Adjacent to what she WOULD HAVE said... If anyone else had said 'The WAR in Gaza.' "
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
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Jaw War

"I have just had a right Jaw war with the man from the council"
by Iamnotwordy December 15, 2016
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infinity war

The best fucking movie in the universe... after Thor Ragnarok of course.
„Have you seen Infinity War?“
„Yeah, *spoilers entire movie*“
*beats spoiling guy to death*
by Gillette Abdi April 29, 2018
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War Crimes Day

On August 16, you are allowed to commit a war crime against humanity, and get away with it. (Don't actually do this, you will go to jail.)
-Yo, did you hear this news?
-What news?
-Today is War Crimes Day!
-Oh shit, bet.
by ProfessionalWarCrimeCommiter December 31, 2022
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