Kinder egg

When you make out with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out.

You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside!
Person1: Did you hear John had a kinder egg yesterday?
Person2: Dude, I couldn’t tell the different myself, I wouldn’t care either!
by Kurogo May 25, 2020
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World record Egg

The egg no one can stop fucking talking about cuz it's "ThE MOsT LwIKeD InSPaGrAM PoSt"
I'm your host killer keemstar leeeet'ssss get reeeeuuutttt into the news. Our first story comes from an Instagram account called the world record egg
by Godisagamer January 19, 2019
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egg bod

a person with an egg shaped body, hideous to set eyes upon, an eggbod can even set a person into temporary blindness, egg bods are round, and unattractive, and all around gross
many girls who played water polo, particularly in high school tend to get the egg bod gross factor
by herbalgerbal420 February 15, 2010
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buttering your egg

When you’re handing out compliments to impress but you don’t really mean it.
Timanii was buttering your eggs when she complimented Lohn and told him he was cute. She lied.
by Eggslut1 June 5, 2018
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deuce egg

A turd.
“Where’s the outhouse because I gotta go lay a deuce egg?”
by FreshWords July 23, 2025
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