facebook-preening

carefully or carelessly, depending on your level of drunken-ness, weeding out bad pictures and embarrassing statuses on Facebook, like preening an already shit stained coat

Ehh, I got a few minutes... I think I'll do some facebook-preening.

by Timmy January 01, 2015

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Facebook bombing

Facebook Bombing is a form of computer fraud to involves harassment involves the act or acts of an individual the creates multiple facebook accounts under different or similar to the original account with the prime objective is

1. online harassment
2. making threats to kill or hurt
3. dating harassment
4.scams and more
5. bombarding people with unsolicited images of a adult nature

facebook bombing is where you receive multiple replies from the same person using different facebook profiles and gives the impression the a different is agreeing or making threats with them

by acer3 October 29, 2021

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Facebook interview

It doesn't exist, they already have your info.

Person: Can I arrange for a Facebook interview?
Mark Zuckerberg: Oh there's no need, we already have everything ;)
Person: wait, what?
Mark Zuckerberg: what?

by Soupisbeingcrafted September 17, 2019

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facebook and chill

Same as netflix and chill, but at the end the only pleasure is self-administered.

Ever since I got dumped I just Facebook and chill before going to sleep

by JewDoc2 March 30, 2016

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Chronic Facebook Liker

A sincerely lonely individual that roams Facebook for any and all posts that need to be liked!!! Watch out cause tricky bastards get you every time!!!!

You have a major case of chronic Facebook liker.

by Schrades January 26, 2015

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