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dance with a dog

Flirting/ hooking up with someone (the 'dog') who is much worse looking than you (I.e. clapped ) Originating in Yorkshire, dancing with a dog should present no challenge at all, and the gratitude the dog will show should mean minimal effort is required to close. Sometimes played as a game among friends, seeing who can hookup with the most clapped person.
Jerry "these models are all so stuck up"
Terry "leave it man, just dance with a dog"
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Adam "is nobody in here attractive tonight?! anyone up for dance with a dog?"
by Ilkley March 25, 2020
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Monkey Dance

1. A dance conducted in which a person breakdances on top of a monkey which is breakdancing on a seagull that jumps on a whale.
"Peter performed the Monkey Dance for the talent show!"
by Duck of the Luck October 22, 2025
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step dancing

from the Wall Street Journal, 1/12/07, W1: "Step dancing, or stepping, is a form of street dancing that has evolved into a cross between Ladysmith Black Mambazo and Marine Corps basic training."
"'Stomp the Yard,' which was directed by Syvain White, is absolutely fixated by step dancing." (also from the Wall Street Journal, 1/12/07)
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Dance Punching

The feeling you get when a group of people move in on your dance space.
Those girls are pushing us out of our area, lets jump in the middle and start dance punching.
by Selphee June 4, 2011
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Dance

Dance music is music made by constipated chickens.
I was tired of listen to dance made by constipated chickens so I got a country CD.
by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020
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all-singing, all-dancing, all-features-included

An exaggeration that means "Everyone or everything you could possibly think about is here."
The battle was an all-singing, all-dancing, all-features-included multinational aerial showdown for the ages!
by Stupidly Sophisticated January 27, 2022
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