5 year olds

Spoiled brats who believe anything and everything.
They want everything and eat anything

Kindergarten teachers: Why?!
5 year olds: what?

by Hatchdrk May 27, 2023

May 5

Cristina’s birthday

The day the most wonderful person was born

May 5 : National holiday.
Crissi’s birthday

by .....Crisi..... May 05, 2021

March 5

National flash Eric day

Wow its March 5 I guess I've got to flash Eric

by pterodactyl146 March 05, 2021

Dark 5 Moment

When you know exactly what you are supposed to do, but still fuck it up anyway.

Person 1: Are you sure you got all of them?
Person 2: Yeah, they all say immune.
Person 1: No they don't you missed one, that's a dark 5 moment bro.
Person 2: Go Fuck yourself.

by Arkeon December 01, 2021

South of 5

Referring to a person’s attractiveness on a scale of 1 out of 10, they are less then a five

“Your a better man than I am for hooking up, because she was definelty south of 5.”

by Monkey-Mike May 27, 2018