ass monkey

1) A person, a male, that is always hanging around other peoples asses; usually with the goal of having intercourse with that persons ass; ass clingy

2) A sex position where two gay guys are having anal sex doggy style, and the male on top is using his feet and hands to keep himself mounted on the other male. The ass monkey is the one portrayed as a monkey. It is common for ass monkeys to have AIDS. Sometimes the ass monkey could swing down from his mounting place and have some banana and grapes to eat.

1) Bob is such an ass monkey, he just won't stop following Sarah.

2) The man expertly performed an ass monkey

by TheGeniousRock May 11, 2016

creepy monkeys

A group of furry apes that hide in your closet and watche you sleep

Oh my god look at that those creepy monkeys

by Dovahboss365 August 29, 2016

tower monkey

Someone who climbs towers for a living

The light on top of that tower just went out. Better call in the tower monkeys to Chang it.

by Bob0117 February 1, 2018

Mirror-Monkey

All the 20-ish college brats who have nothing better to do at the gym than stare at themselves in the mirrors rather than actually working out.

Look over there, another mirror-monkey admiring themselves , good thing those 12 inch biceps do not take up too much mirror! LOL

by Gman1965 January 4, 2017

Monkey Kevin

A person so stoned that they have the typical brain function of a monkey.

"Did you hear about that kid who smoke so much he didn't know what his name was?"
"Yeah man, he's totally a monkey kevin."

by Monkey Kevin January 8, 2017

Nipple Monkey

A person who is obsessed with nipples. They always try and grab nipples where ever they see them. Usually, a female, the more aggravated cases can be male as well.

Man, that girl Trinity is a real Nipple Monkey!

by Qing bao October 16, 2019

covid monkey

A person or grouper of people who spread covid virus without reguard for others. Intentionally or un intentionally by lack of personal hygiene or wearing a mask. Reference the movie outbreak.

I can't believe they ain't wearing masks. Total covid monkeys.

by Crauch December 10, 2020