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Squishy milk

JIMMY IS SQUISHY MILK🥵🥵🥵
by Poopoohead420 May 6, 2021
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Mr. Milk Dud

a big ole meanie pants who has 30 mental disabilities including autism, half a brain, etc. and he is a sarcastic prick becuase he is a d
he got a small d and look like a milk dud Mr. Milk Dud
by w3845689w734ytiqwlfeui23wlgksy September 30, 2019
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squirrel milk

Is when a squirrel gets in your house and relieves himself in your cereal
by Patrick swayzie August 31, 2019
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Milking press

When a woman does paizuri aka a tit fuck, on a man while holding his hands.
"Hey man, sorry I couldn't meet up last night; I was getting ready to go out, but Alex was in a mood when she returned from the office. She wanted to get my attention by showing me something, giving me a milking press till my legs gave out" "Wow, lucky you, bro, I couldn't imagine. Sounds romantic."
by Curare the defenestrator February 24, 2023
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Milking and Cookies

When performing fellatio, the woman is feeding her man homemade cookies.
Her: ready for your milking and cookies?
Man (Pants-less and hungry) heck yes! Take this cock and feed me!
by Chrissy o May 20, 2025
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milk smile

Jokey expression for straight female sexual pleasure by proxy.
Me nethers need a milk smile pronto!”, meaning I need to feel a guy come inside me soon!
by Montbéliard April 12, 2024
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