spray monkey

Professional house painter that works quickly and with an airless spray gun.

We should be able to knock this condo job out in 2 days - let me call my spray monkey.

by ClamOrPotato July 1, 2016

ass monkey

1) A person, a male, that is always hanging around other peoples asses; usually with the goal of having intercourse with that persons ass; ass clingy

2) A sex position where two gay guys are having anal sex doggy style, and the male on top is using his feet and hands to keep himself mounted on the other male. The ass monkey is the one portrayed as a monkey. It is common for ass monkeys to have AIDS. Sometimes the ass monkey could swing down from his mounting place and have some banana and grapes to eat.

1) Bob is such an ass monkey, he just won't stop following Sarah.

2) The man expertly performed an ass monkey

by TheGeniousRock May 11, 2016

tower monkey

Someone who climbs towers for a living

The light on top of that tower just went out. Better call in the tower monkeys to Chang it.

by Bob0117 February 1, 2018

Mirror-Monkey

All the 20-ish college brats who have nothing better to do at the gym than stare at themselves in the mirrors rather than actually working out.

Look over there, another mirror-monkey admiring themselves , good thing those 12 inch biceps do not take up too much mirror! LOL

by Gman1965 January 4, 2017

Monkey Kevin

A person so stoned that they have the typical brain function of a monkey.

"Did you hear about that kid who smoke so much he didn't know what his name was?"
"Yeah man, he's totally a monkey kevin."

by Monkey Kevin January 8, 2017

Monkey Farm

A crazy ass place that is filled with people who do nothing but screech and jerk off, often controlled by a tyrannical douche bag named Captain Henry Rhodes

IM RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM FRANKENSTEIN!
AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME!!!

by The real Sid Vicious January 10, 2020

Monkey Swings

A fighting technique in which hair or a hood is pulled over the face, punches are thrown upwards towards the face as the person cannot see or fight back.

Phil:’Damn she threw hands mayte’
Colin:’Those monkey swings are so hard to block’

by YungBritish January 29, 2020