Jake

Someone who is based as fuck

Person 1: "Capitalism is unsustainable and should be replaced"
Person 2: Thats such a Jake thing to say

by nvidiahascrashed November 24, 2021

fat jake

a big ass dude. like when you look at him just big as shit

bro there’s fat jake, he jumped and 50 dead in alaska

by bearrrrrrrrrrrr April 27, 2024

Jake

Jake is the type of person to get shipped with a chair, and a female at the same time. HIIIIII JAKE :3

Jake got shipped with a chair?!?!?!?!?!?!

by a random human :3 June 9, 2022

Jake

a grumpy dwarf

You're being such a Jake

by babygorlxoxo October 7, 2022

Jake

Jake is mostly know as a complete bender with most people and all the others dont really acknowlege his existence.
A jake usually has a tiny cock and is a complete wet cake.
Girl 1: jeez look at that guy he is soo ugly
Girl 2 : I bet he is a jake he probably has a tiny cock!

Wow my dick is small people are going to think my name is jake

by Shuff885 November 23, 2021

Jake L

a dumb bitch who is offensive to many and has stupid friends that say slurs!

Person A: did you know Jake L? He was a horrible guy

Person B: ikr

by Y O U October 4, 2022

Jake Paul

noun
An act of sexual assault, where the attacker forces oral sex on their victim.

For an example, on Youtube, search "trigger warning jake paul"

Guy 1: Why did they break up?
Guy 2: Oh, he did a Jake Paul on her at the New Year's party.
Guy 1: Oh my god, what an asshole.

"I wouldn't date him, I've heard he has Jake Paul'd some people."

by Pkmniac64 April 11, 2021