jacking-off

when guyz get board they run very up to their room or home or sd thy refer to their room their masterbation pad. they rub rub rub ru mayb even suck them selfves until that white shit just started slowing out like te nile river.

kyle runs and rubs very fast then slow fast n slow fast n slow!! (hes having a great time by himself)!!;)

by poo face May 10, 2003

jack of spades

A cuckold who accepts and encourages his wife's preference for having sexual relations exclusively with black men and is sexually submissive to both her and her lovers

Ever since his wife became a queen of spades, the cuckold proudly accepted his place as her jack of spades.

by bellascuckold May 27, 2018

A lumpy Jack

When a man who is having anal sex with another man shoves his balls up the other man's asshole.

Terry was going hard with Frank. They did everything; Terry said that he even gave Frank a lumpy Jack.

by Punk Rodgers May 19, 2009

Cooking with jack

A horror of a cooking show run by a man controlled by salmonella poisoning named Jack Scalfani. Only cook his food if you have a death wish.

Dude, are you watching Cooking With Jack?
Yeah?
That food looks like what came out of my asshole this morning.

by 3ggst3r April 6, 2022

Jack off

Look at porn and rub your dick because you cant actually get any real pussy.

Zach cant get sex so he went to "jack off"

by hambone_shs94 July 29, 2009

Jack Boyz

A wannabe gang on the eastside of Plant City Florida in the Tampa Bay Area. The only thing they cap is water bottles.

White kid: "Youse a jack boy?!"
Jack Boy: "Yeah mayne, we liturully jack boyz!" *wink*
White kid: *licks lips*

by Brotha Dyk Hung November 26, 2006

Jack Johnson

Another word for a talentless loser who's music will result in you hurting something or someone. This cheesy, boring, repetitive music is from a wave of crappy acoustic artists such as James Blunt.

*Challenge* Listen to a Jack Johnson album and pick out one song from another.

"Look at that prick, he's got no talent at all, what a fucking Jack Johnson"

by Jackjohnsonhater July 17, 2006