Tan Pants Man

Middle aged white males, usually overweight, wear tan pants, plastic-rimmed "aviator" style eyeglasses, computer/electronics nerds. Personal hygiene optional. Button-down shirts, always tucked in. Go for Asian women, any "exotic" type will do, as long as he can be dominant. Mommy Issues. Heavily into cultural appropriation. Can find them in Asian martial arts, drum circles, Asian healing arts, or pushing the cart for their Asian wives in the grocery store. Usually insists on having at least 1 son.

"I knew he'd like Le's sister; he's a tan pants man."

by SOG3 January 07, 2021

Pant Penis

When you sit while wearing pants, extra fabric in the crotch forms a fold that resembles a penis.

I need to pull my pants or else I’ll have a pant penis!

by Jeanne Mango October 01, 2019

Pants your crush day

October 10th is day where you have consent to pull down your crushes pants.

Guy 1 :I just pantsed my crush
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: because it’s national pants your crush day

by CatDog09 September 08, 2021

pink pants

pink pants are typically worn by a specific irish man, who has a guitar named blue steel. however they haven’t been seen since October 2019.

where are the pink pants?

by ryanmeaney April 07, 2020

poop someone's pants

To poop someone's pants means to beat them up.

We're gonna poop someone's pants tonight!

by epicman87 November 28, 2024

Tricky Pants

A woman who is suspected of or has cheated on her partner.

"I don't trust Scott's girlfriend Sarah, she has tricky pants"

by ppsh38/41 October 13, 2009

Sideways pants dance

Sneaking a quickie before them bad ass kids come beggin for mom

Hey baby you wanna sneak away from these bad ass kids and do the sideways pants dance....you can put on a movie for them

by intheknow337 July 09, 2020