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Goldberg Maneuver

The Goldberg Maneuver is a technique used when eating Chipotle at home. The contents of the bowl are moved from their native container to a larger, most of the time glass, bowl kept at home. This provides the Goldberg to thoroughly mix the contents of his bowl without spillage, all while being able to save it for later in the same bowl.
Man, this triple chicken bowl from Chipotle is huge. I’m gonna need to pull a Goldberg Maneuver on this one.
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The Golden State 

Imperial Felch Masters often use this term to describe the states of either Colorado or Oregon.
"The Golden State Warriors are from Colorado, or Oregon, right Simon?"

Wisconsin Golden Shower 

Being sprayed by beer.
Damn- I went to Stadium View Bar for the Super Bowl, and every time the Packers scored, I got a Wisconsin golden shower!

damien golden 

Over zealous macho boy, Usually trying to make up for lacking in the trouser department due to the fact he has smaller than average feet. Usually has fat ankles. Easily falls head over heels in love with himself as he spends so much time staring in the mirror. Your so vain I bet you think this song is about you....
damien golden: I'm an ANIMAL!!!!! GRRRRRRRR!!!!!

The Golden Thunderstorm

The time when a girl asks you to pee on her aka(golden shower) and as you pull down your pants to do the deed you continuously fart on her while you're peeing on her. Also known as "The Golden Storm"
I just gave this chick the golden thunderstorm and she loved it.

Fell Golden 

The feeling of life continuing after the mind receives answers to questions in which the mind ponders
I fell golden, life may now continue
Fell Golden by Fell golden September 21, 2014

snappy goldberg 

When you open you urethra and pore salt in then wacky of till the salt comes out
I lost a challenge so I was forced into a snappy Goldberg
snappy goldberg by bigdick54 April 16, 2015