beard crush

a fake crush on the opposite sex that one makes public in order to appear heterosexual

“I don’t really like Ashley, she’s just a beard crush. I really like Adam...”

by liptenneth May 10, 2020

Covid Crusader

Someone who goes to great lengths to make sure people stay away from each other.

Look at that person with a full shopping cart! They sure are a Covid Crusader!

by Cixx May 15, 2020

Unfavorable crush

When you like a guy/girl and your friends, normally all but one are, against the idea of you being together for no reason, if any, their idiot ones

Girl 1: *dreamy sigh* we’re so perfect together, we’re literally gonna get hitched
Girl 2: yeah I can see that
Girls 3,4,5: omg he’s so bad and dumb and not worth it
Girl 2: ignore them, they just think it’s a unfavorable crush
Girl 1: yeah...oh well

by 👍🏼It’s @ joke__👍🏼 June 14, 2020

National Crush Day

On the 3rd August 2020, everyone admits who they like!

Girl 1: Hi...
Guy 1: So you like me?...
Girl 1: HAPPY NATIONAL CRUSH DAY!
Guy 1: I love you ♥

by ThatEnglishPersonInit23 July 11, 2020

Nerd Crush

Nerdy crush behavior: as in how a nerd behaves when they have a crush on someone, usually in a group or public setting; engaging in servile flattery

Doofus has a nerd crush on my girlfriend: he “loves” every-other comment she makes, no matter how mundane

by youngcurmudgeon September 9, 2020

Gay crusader

Being a bitch sometimes but mostly nice uvu

E: Hi what are you

Me: a gay crusader I guess

by JamesCharlesIsOk September 22, 2020

Social crusader

Liberal extremists from California spreading their socialistic agenda to the rest of the western United States.

The damn social crusaders are invading Colorado

by King Blanco $420$ November 13, 2020