Ashleigh and Elijah attended Brigham Young University and sheepishly asked Joseph to be their bed jumper when planning a moonbeam ice cream session together.
by Opossum Princess June 04, 2025
Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.
"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."
"Did you give her a split cream donut?"
"You know it!"
"Did you give her a split cream donut?"
"You know it!"
by Vari the Vampire November 07, 2023
by chronikz January 26, 2022
Underrated ice cream, and for those who think mint chocolate chip tastes like toothpaste, you've obviously never had it before.
Person 1: God diddly dumptious do I love mint choc chip ice cream
Person 2: Shit taste like toothpaste!
Person 1: Where are you buying that toothpaste??!
Person 2: Shit taste like toothpaste!
Person 1: Where are you buying that toothpaste??!
by Haru-Official December 02, 2023
A cream-e also known as Eulers-cream is when you ejaculate in 2.718281828459 seconds.
This is very similar to a cream pi, where you cum in 3.14159265359 seconds.
This is very similar to a cream pi, where you cum in 3.14159265359 seconds.
Dude 1: So how was your date last night?
Chad 2: We did so much foreplay i accidentally made a cream pi
Dude 1: Well, I made a cream-e looking at Riley Reid yesterday
Chad 2: We did so much foreplay i accidentally made a cream pi
Dude 1: Well, I made a cream-e looking at Riley Reid yesterday
by James McCockintown February 25, 2021
by FlamingDragon92 April 22, 2022
“Did you see how happy Mike was when he asked Sarah out and she said yes?”
“Yep! He looked like a cat who got the cream.”
“Yep! He looked like a cat who got the cream.”
by Dr.Buttbomb October 21, 2023