Simply stated: you are a douche bag. A douche bag is any person who feels it's necessary to impress someone else. Sometimes referred to as a fuck-off, or cock-smoke. Also, quite condescending and conceited; not unlike a tool-shed.
Oh, I see that you're wearing a white polo shirt, flower swim trunks, penney loafers, and sunglasses with a strap. You're a "douche bag" and you should probably end yourself with a revolver, douche bag.
by joe don November 15, 2003
Get the douche bagmug. 1. The spawn produced when a tool-bag and douche-bag mate.
2. Lingo being used to describe teenagers in 12-20 years.
2. Lingo being used to describe teenagers in 12-20 years.
"Sean Preston Spears-Federline is such a touche-bag!"
"Look at all of those young touche-bags sitting around on their Blackberries. What worthless people."
"Look at all of those young touche-bags sitting around on their Blackberries. What worthless people."
by Pterodactyl April 28, 2007
Get the Touche-Bagmug. by hunybuny March 2, 2009
Get the goof bagmug. a certian individual that lacks key social skills and at times can sound mentally retarted. ussually finds his/her jokes much funnier then anybody else and will laugh loudly at them. has a false sense of himself/herself and will often think they were once much cooler then there are now. not very good at anything but still finds a way to enjoy himself/herself. similiar to a douche, loser, bitch.
by fjkajfkajfkkjafd April 5, 2007
Get the douche bagmug. When a womans ass starts to increase in size, but instead of increasing to just be big and nasty, it does something else.
An Ass Bag retains it's upper dimensions, but increases down the leg. It appears to grow out of the upper hamstring region.
To make sure you've seen a true ass bag, just watch it move. You will see the normal ass pieces move accordingly. But the bag will show up in the last portion of the stride(look at the lower butt where it meets the hamstring) as what can only be called...Ass Bags.
The cause of an ass bag is actually the ass starting to lose it's rounded shape. It forms a tear drop and starts dropping down the legs.
An Ass Bag retains it's upper dimensions, but increases down the leg. It appears to grow out of the upper hamstring region.
To make sure you've seen a true ass bag, just watch it move. You will see the normal ass pieces move accordingly. But the bag will show up in the last portion of the stride(look at the lower butt where it meets the hamstring) as what can only be called...Ass Bags.
The cause of an ass bag is actually the ass starting to lose it's rounded shape. It forms a tear drop and starts dropping down the legs.
http://images.inmagine.com/img/bigcheese/bcp023/bcp023010.jpg
The middle is starting in the process of gaining the status of "Ass Bag Holder" It is only starting the process.
http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-17691853.jpg?size=572&uid={25995690-2E67-409D-A763-1D170743973F}
This version would have ass bags, but she's gained too much weight and now the bag is just her massive backyard.
Picture evidence is not common with this condition.
The middle is starting in the process of gaining the status of "Ass Bag Holder" It is only starting the process.
http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-17691853.jpg?size=572&uid={25995690-2E67-409D-A763-1D170743973F}
This version would have ass bags, but she's gained too much weight and now the bag is just her massive backyard.
Picture evidence is not common with this condition.
by The Jenkernaut October 16, 2008
Get the Ass bagsmug. 1. A man purse or messenger bag. The bag a male uses to keep all of his stuff in. Commonly used for work or school.
2. The ass kicking bag that Jack Bauer uses to single handedly pwn terrorists.
2. The ass kicking bag that Jack Bauer uses to single handedly pwn terrorists.
by Curly Curtis 813 March 24, 2009
Get the Jack Bagmug. A body bag configured for conscientious suicidals to make postmortem cleanup that much easier for the authorities and less traumatic for any children, pets, or roommates of the deceased. Might include a window to slip an ID into (to save the loved ones from identifying the remains) or a frontal slot for a firearm and a rear plate to keep the bullet and any fluids from exiting the bag.
Charlie wanted to end his own life, but didn't feel like ruining his family's life with the images of his bloody remains, so he did the right thing and did it in a Suicide Bag (tm).
by Sims-Peckat August 7, 2010
Get the suicide bagmug.