The Ghost of the Goon

Also known as The Ultimate Gooner, he haunts the streets of Goonville and preys upon the gooners of the world. If you goon too hard, he will come for you, and cum for you.

Guy 1: I gooned too hard last night.
Guy 2: How hard did you goon?
Guy 1: The Ghost of the Goon got me.
Guy 2: Oh gee willikers! Not The Ghost of the Goon! Did he finish you off?
Guy 1: …

by User 973846920591 May 1, 2025

Fight a spooky ghost

Used to describe when someone masturbates and ejaculates all over the place. The term comes from Randy Marsh from South Park when he used that term as an excuse to why there was cum all over the place after jacking off to internet porn.

Peter Dutton just lost his seat and the federal election in a landslide. I'm off to fight a spooky ghost with Ali France.

by Rian Gigs II May 3, 2025

Æ Ghost

Urban legend that started on Tiktok of a guy who made random sounds at strangers

Person 1: “I was walking at night and I heard someone make the ‘Æ’ sound at me.”

Person 2: “I think you had an encounter with the Æ Ghost.”

by tarofu May 8, 2025

Pork and Ghost 🐷 👻

Railing a chick out, then immediately ghosting her after. Also known as haunted pig!

Sorry I was late to the tee time boys, was playing a little bit of haunted pig late night…gave her the old pork and ghost 🐷 👻

by Saucybastard May 11, 2025

Ghost inspired

The phenomenon of being inspired by something specific but not knowing/realizing that you have been inspired by that thing.

I realized I was ghost inspired by a picture I saw earlier today.

by woodleaf_critter May 14, 2025

Ghost chickens

Homeless people that squat in an abandoned chicken coop on someone property

The Neal’s have ghost chickens living in their chicken coops

by Deceased poultry May 25, 2025

Crispy ghost

When a man wipes the end of his dick off after cumming with a Kleenex and it dries standing up looking like a ghost.

Oh man, you have a whole graveyard of crispy ghosts by your bed!

by Squeeler5000 May 31, 2025