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5:30 Johnson

The 5 o'clock shadow on your balls after you shave them.
She had tongue rash from his 5:30 Johnson.
by Aphelion_Blue January 19, 2015
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5 Gs

“5 Gs, please
by Galaxy-brained-individual April 4, 2023
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fab 5

my best friends in the whole world❤️❤️
fab 5 are my besties💓
by maxruby November 2, 2019
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South of 5

Referring to a person’s attractiveness on a scale of 1 out of 10, they are less then a five
“Your a better man than I am for hooking up, because she was definelty south of 5.”
by Monkey-Mike May 27, 2018
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`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+[{]]}\|;:'",<.>/?

A state of boredom so ungodly that one types all of the keys that have a shift alternative with the original key first, then the shift key next, in a left-to-right fashion. If you see this, please get back to your assignment.
I typed `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+{}\|;:'",<.>/? today because I was so bored that I had the immediate urge to type in whatever this is.
by keyboard combos January 20, 2023
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i’m otw, i’ll be there in 5

what somebody says when their still in shower/bed but don’t want you to think there going to take forever
person one: dude are you coming??
person two: yeah bro i’m otw, i’ll be there in 5
20 minutes later…
person one: BRI WTF ARE YOU WHERE GONNA BE LATE!!
by bony taddeley November 21, 2024
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June 5

Person 1 : hey where are you going?
Person 2 : to go and fuck my partner! its june 5th! national fuck your partner day
by i<3milk June 1, 2022
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