november 1 2008

Karen: Oh my god! I gave birth! happy birthday!
David: dude.. it's November 1 2008
Karen: what?
David: that baby is a bitch as mexican.

by Lucky_Fish8 June 27, 2022

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1-10 female attractiveness scale

A sort of poll that attention seeking females ask innocent people to involve themselves in in vain hope of it making them feel better about themselves. I would personally advise to never participate in these polls, as there is no right way to answer them. With an attractive person, voting low can make you seem petty and spiteful. If you vote high, all you are doing is feeding their already inflated ego. They know they look good. With an uglier person, the situation is even more delicate. Vote low, and you seem like an asshole for telling the truth and will surely hurt the asked. Vote high, and you seem like a lier. Don't partake. It's dangerous.

Person: rate me with the 1-10 female attractiveness scale pls me: I'd rather not actually

by Mr Kyte! September 22, 2016

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Speedster dinosaur dark souls 1 dark souls 2 dark souls 3 honor

The highest and strongest level of a promise that can possibly be promised. By uttering this phrase, one makes a promise that cannot and will not be broken no matter what.

“Speedster dinosaur dark souls 1 dark souls 2 dark souls 3 honor, I will not forget to pick you up later.”

by Robbie Whitefish June 5, 2023

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ssg-1

an airsoft gun typically used by speedsofters with polarstars

the guy with the ssg-1 is ass

by BadNameMan April 10, 2023

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1:59 Club

A term used to describe members of the opposite sex, that are the “least attractive” yet still bangable if nothing else presents itself prior to last call. With a typical last call being at 1:50 am and bar closing at 2am, those still on the hunt at 1:59am must make their final choices. Those chosen are official members of the 1:59 Club.

“Yo, what about her? Nah man, she’s in my 1:59 Club at best...”

“Ugh...that guy...he is sweet and all, but def 1:59 only.”

by Buster Highamen November 16, 2019

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