ur mom

who i slept with tonight. (shes really fat too)

person 1: i fucked ur mom tonight!
person 2: wait what!?

by Flatfuzz December 14, 2020

kiss ur friends day

national kiss ur friends day is the 18 of december,kissing ur friends for the fun of it

hey did u know its national kiss ur friends day let's do it

by Jeeny darling December 15, 2020

ur mom

ugly

ur mom is ugly

by plumpus mc thick December 15, 2020

Ur fav person

The best.

Oh sweet! Ur fav person is texting me.

by Definitely._. December 21, 2020

ur girl sends .

they are breaking up with you because you fucked up

ur girl sends .

guy wth

by bhad.bby.89 December 29, 2020

ur

short for "ur"
you use this in texts and don't even realise

Stranger-hi
YOU-Hi

stranger-What is ur name?

by _ray January 4, 2021

Ur Mom

A derogatory phrase used for pretty much no reason and in no context that makes sense, but also the woman I spent the night with yesterday.

"Hey David, how was the pizza?"
"It was pretty good."
"Ur mom was pretty good haha."
".."

by The Milkman1 January 6, 2021