Jesus Piece

A man’s dick or penis

Girl drop those yams on this Jesus piece

by Jahnutz August 3, 2024

Jesus Is Latinx

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😱: Jesus Is Latinx

by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

Jesus

It seems more believable as an alternate possibilty that Jesus was a black kid Mary adopted than Mary giving birth to Jesus as a virgin. If nobody got Mary pregnant, Jesus wasn't her kid, no way.

Jesus could have looked like anyone if he was a real person and not a myth.

by Solid Mantis March 5, 2021

Sent to jesus

1. A joke punishment to counter someone about to do something stupid
2. A genuine response from someone who thinks an individual needs to seek the lord for purity and innocence for what they did

1. I swear if you hit me one more time I will send you to Jesus, up in the clouds out of this world
2.Bro you need to get sent to Jesus why are you so dirty minded?

by Mastergod676 August 27, 2022

Jesus Bomb

Dropping a Eucharist into wine and downing the whole thing.

Jesus died so that we could take Jesus bombs.

by Pizza_king_jc July 30, 2021

Juiced Jesus

To be toned and muscular, while having long majestic hair and an almost Chuck Norris like beard. *Tattoos are not required, but recommended.*

Man, Opie from Sons of Anarchy really became a Juiced Jesus in season 4 of the show.

by Ulta-Thug MD. June 12, 2015

Jesus Salad

A dietary suppliment

Jesus Salad is good for the digestive system. Jesus Salad is a healthy meal containing lettuce, radish, carrots and Greek dressing.

by JReverend September 14, 2023