shit ugly

Being so ugly that its to the point of looking as ugly as shit. Looking worst than shit.

Someone being so ugly that you see them and it makes you go damn that girl is ugly.

Being so ugly that the gender is questionable.

Thats being shit ugly.

John: Man look at that girl...eww.

Me: I know right dude, that girl is shit ugly.

Me: Wait hold on is it a girl......

by Middlefingertothefuckinworld October 26, 2011

Shit Shaft

Is another name for a Poop Chute or ones Anus. Often heard being muttered by Sandy or Paddy G in conversations with 'innocent' Birds around from the night before. Also commonly used when reaching in 20+ knots of wind, in fireflies, while in a winning 1,2 position in team racing on Dublin Bay.

Man I just dropped a load through my Shit Shaft. I fucced that bird in the shit shaft last night

by G Spot Ucc February 5, 2009

Guerrilla shit

Acting crazy and doing whatever you want with showing no respect to anyone.

Tino is on some real guerrilla shit he just stole a car and mugged a guy.

by Cjashocker November 10, 2009

Shit me

A term used by absolute mad lads exclaiming utter disappointment

Shit me he’s a dick head

by Holy cow Batman February 4, 2019

n shit

commonly said more than you realize...1)someone that is too busy to help you out. 2) as if something was suddenly added on to your night of partying un-expectedly...3) describing one's items that were never present in the first place but wanted to get more insuance $$$ back

i got stuff to do {n shit}, or i'd help you move.

I'm sorry, i{love }you "i was{drunk} n shit" when i{ fucked} her.

the {black }guy stole my radio n shit outtta my {car}

by islowd January 1, 2013

thats the shit

Referring to objects such as jewelery, cars, or an item of clothing that looks particularly good or fashionable at the time. It is usually rare or out of the ordinary and/or expensive.

It can also refer to drugs that are particularly purer and more potent than is usually readily available to most people most of the time

Yo, look at that Benz...thats the shit

by GAANZ June 17, 2008

Ivan-Shit

An Ivan-Shit is the aftermath of eating spicy foods. It is a very painful, irritating, and tedious shit. It has no mercy. Your ass will feel like you ate the spicy food through your ass. Ingesting anything from, Hot Cheetos, Takis, Tapatío, Valentina, Peppers, etc. will initiate an Ivan-Shit in your near future. These shits take from 30 to 60 minutes in the bathroom to fully pass through it. Sometimes, it may even come back a few hours after you took an Ivan-Shit no matter what you eat.

If you eat a bag of Takís, you will have an Ivan-Shit in a few hours.
I ate a Taki-Eloté so I am gonna have an Ivan-Shit.

by Ivan-Shit November 8, 2018