No simp shit

1. You use this phrase when you’re not trying to stoop down to the pathetic level of a simp.

2. You say this phrase after saying/doing something that could make you look like a simp.

Example 1:
Two guys checking out a girl

Dude 1: Daamnn bro she a baddie

Dude 2: Yeaaahh bro! But no simp shit tho.

Example 2:
Damn, her smile is sooo cute but no simp shit tho.

Example 3:
*Likes a girl’s post on instagram*
“No simp shit”

by Saint Ecstasy August 28, 2020

Simp

Individual who does way too much for someone they like. Generally not a smart person either.

“You bought that girl a mercedes? Damn Brian you guys must be pretty serious.”

Brian “Naw she’s just a friend, she deserves it”

“Bro you are a fucking simp”

by Papisloppy August 29, 2020

Simp

Guys named trey

Trey is a simp.

by Treysimp August 29, 2020

Simp

Me

I’m simping

by Big Simpo 16 August 30, 2020

SIMP

someone that would do anything for pussy

Person 1: Im gonna do a Murray Carter
person 2: Isnt that called simping nowerdays

by insit0l August 30, 2020

simp

a simp is a bitch who will do anything for a girl

hoes before broes so your a simp

by simp police 696696969 August 30, 2020

SIMP

(Sucker Idolising Mediocre Pussy) Basically a person (usually a guy to a girl) who does nice things for.someone they like (usually involving the simp sacrificing their time,money e.t.c. ) in a desperate attempt to please them. The person does not often get with the simp afterwards despite all this

"Can you believe Abel donated 1000 to some Twitch streamer girl he likes"
"Damn...I always knew he was a simp."

by MLeeNG August 31, 2020