Brain

Something that you don't have -_-

obv

your mom has no brain

by sLaYquEensyUH August 7, 2022

brain poon

masturbation

scott and ryan got some brain poon

by zachcameupwiththeword August 24, 2008

Water Brain

Someone who has a low IQ, isn't smart, dumb or has no braincells or all of them combined.

Mr. Y: Her brain doesn't brain
Mr. X: Her brain is water
Mr. Y: LMAO.. Yes she's water girl now with water brain
Mr. X: :skull:

MR X: her brain is water, water brain

by RememberToBreathe September 16, 2023

Dispatcher brains

One load of empty truck

An empty load going to a delivery. Dispatcher Brains

by Mav967 November 24, 2022

The Brain

The Brain is when you stick both of your fists up someone's ass at the same time.

He was just standing there not looking so I gave him the brain

by The goku fireball September 8, 2023

split braining

The action of thinking about two different subjects or ideas while attempting to communicate, usually resulting in communications failures.

Person A: I just hit a deer.

Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.

Person B: Was it a duck?

Person A: No, but I wish it was.

Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.

by Chuck80 December 6, 2011

Jizz Brain

When you put the tip of your dick in a girls nose and ejaculate onto her brain.

While she was sleeping I wanked in her nose and gave her mad jizz brain and she might die.

by Miacplkane December 20, 2015