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Top shagger

someone who fucks birds, a lot of.
Purth: Hey do you know the top shagger of Bihar??????
Reaper: It's the one and only PeriodEnjoyer!!!!!!!
by Chris_P_Bacon._. April 29, 2024
mugGet the Top shaggermug.

Nashville Flat Top

You come back from brunch after a night out in Nashville, and your first coffee-fueled, post-alcohol dump of the day is knocking at the door. You get to your room to find the maid cleaning the toilet and you have no choice but to go in the sink.
I got back to my hotel room, but the maid was in there, and I couldn’t hold it, so I had no choice but to make it a Nashville Flat Top.
by Geckster August 14, 2021
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Top Gun

When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.
Damn bro, there’s only one toilet in this bitch, let’s Top Gun this mother fucker!!”
by Slimfitter May 26, 2022
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Muffin top Monday

When you have alot of fluff in the waist and your pants are too tight
Damn she bent over and it was muffin top monday
by Warcat March 16, 2020
mugGet the Muffin top Mondaymug.

top dps

One that does most dps, even more than paradx.
Often a monk.

Cyka
Ipfromystick is currently the top dps
by SindreMA March 20, 2017
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Top

A top, is a person who is giving during sex not matter the position. Opposite from a bottom, a person receiving during sex no matter the position as well. A switch is both of these things. A top is different from a dom (a dominant person) the main difference being a dom being the person on top during sex and a top being the one giving during sex.

A difference between top, bottom, switch, dom and sub, is tops, bottoms and switches, are only same-sex/same-gender, enby/m, enby/f, enby/enby couples, doms and subs are m/f .
Grace: are you a top or bottom
Hailey: im a switch

Noah: are you a dom or sub
Andrew: im a dom
by paris_babe January 4, 2021
mugGet the Topmug.

Ball On Top

Said when a person has an inconvenience or went through something and they wanna move on to the next play/thing.
Person 1: My girl broke up with me.
Person 2: Damn bro
Person 1: Ay Ball On Top
by BYUUUUUUUUUU September 15, 2024
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