Curb Job

Bang Somebody's Head against the curb.

NY street slang 90's

these suckas be getting kurb jobs

by LEc2 May 14, 2003

Ghost Job

A blow job fabricated in order to enhance a story or the sexual reputation of the teller.
First coined by the staff at DavinciFox.com

Guy1: Yo, sick time last night...where the hell did Gary go?

Guy2: He left early with some chick, said he got a blow job on the beach after he left.

Guy1: HAAA, no way brah! That's awesome...Wait...wasn't it like 15 degrees out last night??

Guy2: Exactly, we're thinking it was a Ghost Job.

by Davinci Fox December 30, 2009

snow job

A blow job given to someone in Vancouver, or another snowy place.

During the car ride to the Rocky Mountains, I was given a snow job. Best in my life!

by Crash Joe Miller May 24, 2009

scooch job

The circumstance when you're with an attractive lady, known or unknown, and she has to scooch next to you, thereby giving you an erection.

"Dude I was with Cheryl last night at the show, she gave me a scooch job"

by Boontoggle February 7, 2014

hog job

a sloppy bj

"when shes giving you a hog job and she slips a finger in you bog of eternal stench"- tyler redmond

by excitedpenis January 12, 2018

Voice Job

a job done with your voice, preferably when you are asked to do something because you have a really good voice. In the job family

It will be my first voice job!

by hunkytorrey December 8, 2011

Larose Job

Noun

A job so easy that it's given to the laziest and least capable employee in order to boost their self esteem.

Pffft...Clean out the browser cache? That's a Larose Job...

by Gregman11111 May 27, 2018