David

A guy who comes off as a total idiot, but is an absolute mastermind, who is 10 steps ahead of you. His genitalia is so heavy that it weighs him down.

Everyone look, it is David, our nutty father.

by DumpyUndies33 November 22, 2021

David

A guy how broke bitches hearts

"He broke my heart,,
"His name probablly is DAVID,,

by Oh hi bitch November 13, 2020

David Tepper

David Tepper doesn't want to win a Super Bowl more than the Carolina Panthers, Jerry Richardson, or the fans of the Carolina Panthers. Anybody that believes that has been mislead. He's just a rich guy from Pittsburgh (with deeper pockets than most people that buy a sports franchise) that bought the team, big fuckin deal.

David Tepper has convinced some fans of the Panthers that he's their kind of guy, the Panther's fan's Panther's fan, but he doesn't give a fuck about what you give a fuck about, he doesn't give a fuck about you. He's always had a financial interest in mind since he bought the team.

by The Original Agahnim January 27, 2022

David Hunter

a man with a very large nose that could get its own area code

"oh wow! I can see that nose from miles away!"
"must be David Hunter"

by soundslikeayouproblemxoxo September 10, 2020

David Alejandro Esquivel

Deportation. The act of deporting.

Don't make me David Alejandro Esquivel you.

by Jesus and Denise Esquivel June 8, 2018

janisa ka brother is david

a person named janisa jiska brother is david

who is janisa brother
janisa ka brother is david is sigma male

by karthikNM January 8, 2023

David bowie

a man who sings gay songs.

"ugh I hate David bowie his songs are so gay!"

by timmy the fat nigger February 10, 2022