Car Lid

A white student with a fat black forehead. Used to beat his meat with glaze.

Chabby: YO CAR LID PUT SPERM IN A COUCH
Car Lid: Jut Up!!

by Clockmanalarmed July 17, 2023

Car buddy

Someone who came be alone with they’re thoughts and when they get in car they automatically have to call someone to talk

*phone rings* you must need a car buddy that’s why you called me, yep

by Herk87 July 17, 2023

Car Weeb

A young adult who grew up watching anime and reading manga. Sometime at this point, they watch Initial D once. Later down the line, typically in their early 20’s, they gain an obsession with antique or sports cars. Such is the life of a car weeb.

Car Weeb: So most of the paycheck I’m saving up for this 1997 Suzuki with 900 horsepower, I’m also gonna get a new engine and a spoiler as well. Total price will be around 18,000 dollars.

Friend: you’re such a car weeb lol.

by I'm better off Dead July 18, 2023

Car

Another word for cat

“Sends pic of cat”
My car

by nicehat303 July 19, 2023

Tesla cars

A car that every "car guy" aka stupid 5 year olds will brag about how tesla sucks and them mk4 supra is better and stuff

Very gud def not 5 year old car guy: tEsLa CaRs SuCk 1!1
Person with logic: shut the fuck up little timmy.

by Msdicksucker July 24, 2023

ban cars

An very edgy slogan that environmentalists without any realistic solutions to offer (like hmm, more affordable electric cars?), and angry bicyclists who refuse to upgrade to a more modern (and adult) form of transportation, actually propose in earnest as a thing that society should or could do, as if it would not immediately make modern existence completely impossible, which they might realize if they even took 5 seconds to consider the ramifications of their asinine proposal.

"Cars pollute and drivers are big meanies to me on my bicycle, ban cars! It's not like this would make grocery shopping extremely difficult for most people, prevent anyone from ever traveling more than 50 miles away from their home, and also, I would have no goods or food at all, since literally everything I own was delivered by a truck! This is totally a reasonable solution, and not an adolescent overreaction at all! I'm so superior to you all for not owning a car, oh shit, I need a ride somewhere, better call up my friend who has a car/take an Uber!"

by q359 July 25, 2023

My Summer Car

My Summer Car's the type of game where you assemble your car, go for a 10-minute ride, and open the hood to find one half of your engine broken, and the other half missing.

Random Kid: The car keeps breaking!
Me (gigachad): Skill Issue, go play My Summer Car

by 9xnerd July 26, 2023