April 29th

The hottest person was born on this day.Thats all you gotta know

Todd:Bro do you know what day it today?
Marcus:Uh yeah it’s april 29th?so what?
Ashley:ITS APRIL 29TH???the hottest person to face this earth’s birthday!!!

by #1 ass eater April 2, 2023

April 7th

National send your boyfriend a picture of your boobs day !!

Hey babe it’s April 7th, you know what that means :)

by Moose tang April 7, 2024

April 20

april 20 is national sleep at school day

teacher: WHY IS EVERYONE SLEEPING AT SCHOOL?!
student: it's april 20, so we get to sleep at school

by anonymous April 20, 2022

April

This girl is such a sweet girl, She's every guy's dream girl. Great conversation, great company, good noodles. Her memes are adorable, dastardly and heart wrenching I must say lol. April thank you for your friendship, it helped me to quit drinking and smoking years ago. No matter how many times I've fucked up over the years things that could've been easily avoidable she'll find the maturity to wish me well. I understand it's my fault, I lost my phone and was permanently locked out of my accounts. You've been a great friend, and you deserve much better than that. I know you're brilliant and you'll succeed at what you put your mind to. I hope you'll find happiness in every asset of life. No worries.

It's okay April, I forgive you.

by vitaliconrad November 5, 2022

April 17

April 17th is national make your boyfriend toe's curl day.

On April 17th, You give him some brain
You preform that one move that always makes him choke.
Give in to his fantasies and make him beg for more.

by FreshlyCutTulips April 16, 2024

April 8th

Only the absolute coolest people are born on this day. People born on this day have the perfect ability to make you laugh and smile when your at your lowest. They never fail to make your day and they are always there for you through anything.

friend - did you see the new kid at school?
me - yeah, he was super cool. he must be born on April 8th!

by ilovedanielseavey May 14, 2022

April 2nd

On this day you need to have sex with someone of your choice whether they want to or not

Him: “hey we need to have sex today its April 2nd!”

Her: “ew no im not having sex with you?!”

Him: “i dont care, take ur pants off”

by Some dude bro March 30, 2023