Jake

Jake is horrible, ugly, and not handsome. If you are friends with a Jake or Jacob, then Un friend Him real quick.
If Jake or Jacob is the name of your boyfriend, then he will cheat and say he didn’t. He will most likely have a lot of pimples if Jake is your brother tell your mom to put him up for adoption

Hey did you see Jake over there?
Yeah he is pretty ugly

I heard he cheated on Vanessa!
He has a lot of pimples!

by trina vega hater May 24, 2020

Jake

Looong dick style

Im going to jake you tonight

Im going to jake your wife

by Chicken killer 7y May 28, 2019

jake brady

A man of a thousand World of Warcraft Copies

Wow a Jake Brady plays so much world of warcraft his mum can't even keep him off it.

by Densel October 9, 2013

Jake

I love Jake :) almost as much as I love soup.

Jake and soup are great.

by Creeznutz June 15, 2025

Jake

jakes are usually nice but complete weirdos. jakes are usually players and will cheat on you. jakes are usually idiots and do not know what they are doing. if you see a jake be prepared.

look at that guy he is such a jake

by reeeeebooty October 1, 2019

Jake

AN AMAZING KID WHO WILL STIVK WITH THERE BEST FRIEND FORM THE MOON AND BACK!!! And he will get all the girls in his school but he will say no because he is Loyal to his true girlfriend

Jake is so nice. Remember he was with Alem

by YaBoiAlem December 7, 2019

Jake Larson

People with this name are generally contradictory. They are kindhearted yet hypocritical. They know what they want and strive towards that goal. They don't seek attention but others give it to them. They are a logical sort that don't believe in any religion or magic. Their minds hold a lot of imagination; they create things no one else dare think of. They love strongly but never forget wrongs done to them. They will always speak blunt and true, so watch out.

Jake, the God of quality creations that make everyone else jelly.

When professionals have questions, they talk to Jake Larson.

by John Doesn't Sawyer December 20, 2016